The
battle over Arizona's papers-please immigration law continues. Los Angeles Department of Water and Power has responded to Arizona's daring L.A. to live without power that comes from the paper-please state.
L.A. v. Arizona: a Drama
Arizona:
Look out, people who look like Mexicans or terrorists, show us your papers or we'll deport you.
The World: WTF?
Glenn Beck: Aryanzona? Palease!
The Nazis didn't ask people for their papers.
The World: WTF?
John, the Baptist, McCain: I blame
President Obama and Democrats in Washington for the passage of Arizona's necessary law that I support the passage of, but may or may not personally support, but now I support the danged fence, but
I'm not a racist, and furthermore, my Republican colleagues in the Senate and I will filibuster any attempt by the Democrats to pass comprehensive immigration reform.
The World: WTF?
Los Angeles: Seriously, Arizona? We are so boycotting everything Arizona.
AriZona Iced Tea: We're f---ing based out of f---ing Long Island, f---ing New York. FFF!
Arizona: Oh you puny minded Angelenos,
you get 25% of your power from us. If you don't give that up, you're hypocrites! Your government is full of morons, who don't think things through. Come on over, LA Board of Supervisors and Mayor Villaraigosa, and fight us like real men, and don't forget to bring your proof of insurance, passport, birth certificate, proof of English proficiency, and tea bags.
Los Angeles: Correction, Arizona. We get 20-25% of our power from two plants located in Arizona
that we own. So, who didn't think things through?
Arizona: Oh yeah? Well...at least the
Suns beat the Lakers and evened the series.
Los Angeles: WTF?
Here is the response that LADWP had for Arizona's "try living without 25% of your power" taunt.
General Manager's Statement Regarding LADWP Power Generation Assets in Arizona
"I want to make clear that we support the City position regarding the recent law enacted in Arizona and the resolution adopted by the Los Angeles City Council.
On any given day, we receive 20 – 25% of our power from two power plants located in Arizona: Navajo, a coal-fired plant, and Palo Verde, a nuclear plant.
We are part owner of both power plants, which are generating assets of the Department. As such, nothing in the City’s resolution is inconsistent with our continuing to receive power from those LADWP-owned assets.
I might add that, as the City’s Job Czar, I certainly would welcome any conventions or meetings that were going to be held in Arizona to come to Los Angeles. We have fantastic facilities and incomparable weather and we’d welcome them to the City of Angels."
- Austin Beutner, General Manager, Los Angeles Department of Water and Power