Yes, I hate Satan. One would think that would make me a good Christian, but in fact, it doesn’t. It makes me all the easier to hate. In fact, holy people have called me Satan and told me that I was going to hell more times in my life than I care to recount.

Belief in Satan is all about control.
Tomorrow, I will share some of the wisdom I've gained in my life by being called Satan, the devil, Beelzebub, evil, etc. From these experiences, which I hate, I've gleaned several time-tested methods of calling upon Satan employed to control the universe.
Until then, "Get behind me, you Satan!"
Image Credit: Satanle Diable,au festival médiéval de Sedan (08 France),le 20 Mai 2007 from Wikimedia Commons.