Saturday, October 3, 2009

The Ten Commandments


The Ten Commandments of the Gospel of Hate (Protestant Version)


I. Thou shalt honor the power of thy truth by naming it and placing no greater denying gods before it.

II. Thou shalt not worship false distortions about thy emotions.

III. Thou shalt not take the name of thy blogger in vain.

IV. Keep holy thy integrity and honesty.

V. Honor thy secrets, for thou art only as ill as thy secrets.

VI. Thou shalt not kill thy instincts.

VII. Thou shalt not adulterate the strength of thy anger.

VIII. Thou shalt not steal others’ dignity.

IX. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy own inner truth.

X. Thou shalt not covet, qualify, nor apologize for thy neighbor’s feelings (nor for thy own).



The Ten Commandments of the Gospel of Hate (Catholic Version)


I. Thou shalt honor the power of thy truth by naming it and placing no greater denying gods before it.

II. Thou shalt not take the name of thy blogger in vain.

III. Keep holy thy integrity and honesty.

IV. Honor thy secrets, for thou art only as ill as thy secrets.

V. Thou shalt not kill thy instincts.

VI. Thou shalt not adulterate the strength of thy anger.

VII. Thou shalt not steal others’ dignity.

VIII. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy own inner truth.

IX. Thou shalt not covet, qualify, nor apologize for thy neighbor’s wife’s feelings.

X. Thou shalt not covet, qualify, nor apologize for thy neighbor’s feelings (nor for thy own).