Tuesday, November 3, 2009

I Hate Incessant Commercial Jingles

     The brain is mysterious and fucked up organ. Why can't I remember the birthdays of my nephew and niece born less than a year ago, but I can remember every word to a commercial jingle that I heard thirty years ago?

     Why did I wake up this morning singing the Shower to Shower jingle?  Did I have a stroke in my sleep?  Am I developing some rare Rain-Man-like form of middle-aged autism?  Why can't I make it stop?  Somebody HELP!

I hate Shower to Shower.


     SHE has the same problem. It's been over fifty years since Pepsodent invented rap, but SHE still knows every word to this fabulous little jingle.  If you don't believe that Pepsodent invented rap, just click below.

Mothuh fuckuh, fuckin' Pepsodent will blow yo bitch-ass mind.  (No homo.)


What are your most hated retro commercial jingles?

Etc. Etc. Etc.

Proof that, once again, there is a thin line between love and hate.

Postscript: Enjoy having these jingles stuck in your head for the rest of the week.
 
Burn in hell, Coca-Cola!!!!

3 comments:

Andy said...

Can't beat Whitney!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhJt09ZyP5c

And my two favorite beautiful people. Aaron (Want him) Janet (Want to be her)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZdu162kiDA

Ht. Tom said...

I loved that commercial. I had a totally gayboy crush on Whitney back then!

Mrs. Levine said...

I'd like to be rich enough to buy the world a Coke, but then actually buy myself something nice instead.

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